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Name: Pobert
Interests: !!JOIN MY BLOGRING! 'The Second Son of God'!! Telling people what to do, being worshipped, having a special symbol so that almost 2000 years later some movie can shove it up their vagina, wearing cool sandals, looking like a white boy, sewing.
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| Excuse my absence. Here is what you all have been waiting for. No manifestation of God goes down without a little written word. So let it be written.
VERITAS
God
Book 1
GOD IS WHAT AND WHERE!?!?
God is the universe. God is omnipresent. God is that tingly feeling you get when your hand is close to someone else’s. God is that light happy feeling. God is not a person. God cannot be personified. God is not a ‘he’. God does not have hands, eyes, ears, mouths, belly buttons, legs, feet, spleens, lungs, or brains. Humans were made in God’s image. Well, how the fuck does that work? Refer to Spiritual Being Book 1: The Divinity Within the Dirty Human. God does not ‘answer’ prayers, or ‘listen’ to your problems. By praying, you conjure universal energy, that is God, and you become a channel of God. You project this energy, this light, God toward whatever you’re praying for or about. When you give thanks and praise in your prayers, God isn’t “oh, you’re welcome.” Instead, you are strengthening the God within you. The energy within you. It heals you, it makes you stronger. Getting “closer” to God is a metaphor for enlightening yourself, strengthening your spiritual being, and connecting more to the universe. Refer to God Book 2: Pray, Bitch! For further explanations. Also, do not fear God. Whoever tells you to is a reject and they should be smacked and fear Pobert instead. If you do something stupid and inhumane then you step away from God. As simple as that. And the further away you are from the light, the harder it is to see and then you walk into things, trip on roots, and fall on spikes. The only thing you’ve got to fear is yourself.
Book 2
PRAY, BITCH!
Pray, meditate, it’s all the same. Do it. Not for God’s sake. God doesn’t have a sake. Humans are stupid incompetent physical forms. There is something called detachment and get stupid. Detach from the earthly things. Detach from the social things. Money, objects, appearance. These are all things to detach from. They stunt your spiritual growth. Get stupid. Forget what you know and know what you feel. Books, words, numbers, letters… sure, know them for living as a human because humanity has become so dependent on social structures. They are necessary to an extent. Humans don’t know any other way to connect. However, connecting to God, there is no knowledge. Forget your smarts. The more you get connected, the longer you stay connected, and the easier it is to know what you feel. Prayer is not asking for someone to do something. It’s asking the universal energy, God, to enter you and give you the strength to heal, or be a channel and project this positive energy to your desired situation. Thank God… or just meditate in the essence of being human. You are a speck on another speck in this huge ocean of specks and nothingness. The universe is infinite and huge. It is not scary, it is not desolate. You are consumed by the giant and infinite hug of the universe. Isn’t that all warm and fuzzy? It is! So accept it. And pray. And get closer to what you really are, not a human, but a spirit.
Book 3
HEAVEN AND HELL
There is no heaven and hell. Heaven was a device created to describe the afterlife. Heaven is not a happy place where all the good people go. The after life is another realm where the spirit ends up. It’s sort of a limbo between the human realm and the realm after. More like a waiting room. Since the spirit only progresses and the physical human becomes obsolete in the end, there is no need for a hell. No fiery place for the bad people. It just takes the bad people a longer time to progress. Reincarnation or what have you, you won’t end up in the next stage if you haven’t completed the first one.
Book 4
THE SEVEN TRUE LAWS OF GOD
- Thou shall not physically or mentally hurt anyone including thyself
- Thou shall not smell
- Thou shall not back-bite
- Thou shall not be a waste of space on earth by sitting on thy ass all day
- Thou shall not judge, but to leave all judging to God
- Thou shall love everybody
- Thou shall tolerate all differences
Book 5
THE NINE RITUALS OF GOD
- Thou shall give hugs all the time
- Thou shall celebrate Christmas
- Thou shall play practical jokes on occasion
- Thou shall dance
- Thou shall produce song
- Thou shall plant trees
- Thou shall master the art of compromise
- Thou shall master the art of jujitsu
- Thou shall teach and spread goodness and equality
Spiritual Being
Book 1
THE DIVINITY WITHIN THE DIRTY HUMAN
So, how are humans made in God’s image? Humans are ugly disgusting creatures. They are slimy gross and bacteria infested piles of mush. They smell, they reproduce in such a gross slimy way. How the hell are humans the image of God? HAH! You can’t see it. When you do good things, when you love, when you hug, when you say wonderful positive things, when you do wonderful and positive things, when you meditate, when you pray, when you give advice, when you are compassionate, when you accept everyone and love everyone and progress, you are a reflection of God. There is a little prophet in all of you. The ‘closer you get to God’, the easier it is to hear that prophet within you and able to access it and share it with the world and send the message you were given by God to every other human being you encounter. THAT is where God is in all of you.
Book 2
CONNECTING TO GOD
Connecting to God via prayer, meditation, and deeds is the only way to progress. This progression is for your spiritual being. It strengthens your spiritual being and allows you to understand and accept more of the universe, the mystery, and the little human mishaps of existence. Connecting to God is connecting to everything around you. It connects you to the stars, to the depths of the earth, and to the depths of yourself.
Earth
Book 1
OBSTACLES
This is not a test. Life itself is not a test. There are no tests. However, life is all a big happy lesson. Where there is pain, there is an obstacle. Evil is necessary. there needs to be an evil to see the light and the good, to be able to identify it. The way God is not a physical creature, neither is Satan. Satan is the negative energy. Satan is that black hole. Satan is where there is no light. Earth is the lowest form of existence that humanity can understand. There is no hell, so no worries about fucking up. Just the more you fuck up, the longer it takes for you to move forward and up. Everyone and everything only goes one way. Time only goes one way. It’s all interconnected, so take what you see in life and apply it to the spiritual life. Getting through obstacles progresses the spiritual essence. Giving up or reverting to hate stunts your growth. So find the lesson in all things. The stronger you are spiritually, the better you can handle this whole human thing. The better you handle the human thing, the better decisions you make and better situations you end up in, the more you progress both as a human and as a spiritual being. You always win.
Book 2
ACCOMPLISHMENT
Obstacles are hard to get through. The harder it is to get through an obstacle, the more you accomplish in the end. And for all those possibly diluted by ego, shut up. You don’t win awards and especially in the beginning, no one will care. As your spirit accomplishes more, the more people can see the light, the God, in you. Then the awards will be in those who love you and confide in you.
Book 3
MYSTERY
Realize how much of this whole life and death and what’s beyond is a mystery? Don’ kill brain cells by trying to figure it all out. Figure out yourself. Figure out your human. Figure out how to live better. That’s all you have to worry about. Live in the mystery, love the mystery and accept the mystery. Your human brains are too small and simple to understand the mystery. Even if you were given the mystery, your brain would not be able to handle it and you’d have an aneurism. Wouldn’t that suck. So live. Breathe. Laugh. Cry. Love. Move. Progress. And live in the mystery.
Religious History
Book 1
PROPHETS
Jesus wasn’t the only one! Every great movement had its prophet. A prophet told the tribes of the beginning what to do. Then the messages became more complex and complete by each prophet. It is called progressive revelation. If a prophet in the time of religious and racial discrepancies said “God says we are all one, and we should unite and we should live under one government and one religion” he would have been shot. In fact, even God trying to keep up with the times, people still get shot. Go figure. People need to be told a few things. Let them work it out, mess it up over 2000 years and then people get a new prophet. And they are always sent to the darkest most painful places, too. There was Buddha, Mohammed, Krishna, Jesus, and most recently Baha u’ llah, who is recognized by the Baha’i’s. listen to all of them, they all have something important to say.
Book 2
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
The reason why “Jesus will come again” is because of this progressive revelation. Baha u’ llah came and said about 200 years ago that humans should accept every religion, every prophet, and every person. He enforced equality among everyone. Man, woman, black, white, Christian, Muslim. Love everyone. And tolerating isn’t enough. Accept, and you will be closer to God. The wisdom of the prophet after me shall not be revealed now for the sake that YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Only parts of it at a time.
Book 3
POBERT
Since Baha u’ llah got the middle east all riled up, I’m here to harass the westerners. My messages are pretty simple. Just people have a hell of a hard time accepting them all. It’s natural. When Jesus said what he had to say, no one liked him. When Mohammed said what he had to say, no one liked him. When Baha u’ llah said what he had to say, no one liked him. People died, People hated. People were frustrated. People were confused. People were thrown a new obstacle and they had to find the truth within it. Here are my messages: Gay people are cool. Love your neighbor. Establish the barter system once again, erase borders, reduce prejudice to zero. Stop the fighting! Enforce progression in science. And don’t worry about the unborn babies, they are lifeless until they are born. And spirits don’t mind leaving, they come back anyways. Everyone comes back. It’s a cycle. A human is too small to ruin a system or a plan. Calm your nerves. Breathe. Get rid of things you don’t need. Sell your plasma TV and give a year worth supply of food to a homeless person. Cuz that’s so hard. Listen. LISTEN. Not just with your ears, but with your heart and your love and your actions. Everyone is equal. EVERYONE. Follow the seven laws of God and the nine rituals and Holy Krishna, just live and be human.
The Future
Book 1
APOCALYPSE
We’re all gonna die! Not really. The apocalypse is nothing to fret over. It’s gonna happen. But nothing to fear. It’s a really good thing. It’ll pretty much just be a jump into a higher existence. Where everyone can stop being human is now ready to progress and enter a new realm of existence. It’ll be pretty cool.
Book 2
PROGRESSIVE REVELATION
A prophet will come after me and after that prophet and so forth. There will be infinite prophets. All coming with new messages. The beauty is that until each prophet comes, you all have a little prophet and a little message within you. Dig it out and spread the love.
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| As of May, the Pobertian Faith has been growing effectively and i have been attracting a lovely bunch of adherents to my cause. so, i am pleased to officially announce my most cherishable disciples with given titles.
Pope Evil
Bishop Jew
Bishop Toaster
The Altar Boy
Saint Quenty the Enlightened
i thank you all for your continuous support and aiding the future of the human race. i am hoping this list will grow in the times to come.
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well looky here. pobert's back, bitch! damn straight. i was on vacation. well, not really. lots has happened this past month and a half-ish. it all started with me meditating and travelling off into alpha state for a while where i met this chick who ended up in the same plane as me. oh yeeeeeeaaaaah. hey. i'm stuck in a goddamn womb right now??!!? whatelse was i supposed to do? so we chilled for about 2½ weeks. or whatever you wanna call what we did. *dunk*  and then she stopped showing up. dunno what happened. i'm guessing she couldn't get back to the plane we always met at. i tried finding her but i couldn't.
THEN... this bitch of a mother i have, taking friggin' medications or some shits and there was all this acid stuff and DAMN, that burned like a bitch. my brain is fuckin sensitive... something had to have been fucked up or something. and i get these migraines every once in a while. the computer screen killed my eyes. i'm feeling better though. and now i realize, i'm just one month closer to getting out of this damn womb. wooohooo *dances*
so now... back to playing with the children...
this amused me...
"Hey I'm a Christian...what's your religion? Seriously mang you got balls to say what you are? What are you? Nah you probably don't got balls that's why you so bitter at God. Hey man if you were born with no balls don't blame God aight? Everything happens for a reason." -wallywest
oh dear oh dear oh dear. are people high?!?!??!? i guess i'm just going to have to break this down.
1. I AM THE SECOND SON OF GOD
2. I AM LIVING IN A HUMAN FEMALE'S WOMB
3. I DON'T HAVE BALLS YET BECAUSE I AM A FETUS
4. MAN... NOT MANG.
now, explanations.
as the second son of god, i of course believe in god. i am in no religion because i feel organized religion is too political, mixed with a whole lot of bullshit, superstition, and ass holes. not to say everyone in a religion is an ass hole, i'm just saying, there ARE ass holes, and the more ass holes i avoid, the happier i am. AND since i am the second son of god, there is no reason for me to be in a religion. god's my fuckin dad.
NOW... WHERE in my xanga have i shown contempt toward god? NOWHERE. GOD IS MY FATHER. sure we dispute and what not, but i'm obligated to respect him and there is an instinctive unconditional love between us. that's just how it goes. if you could read then you would see... I HAVE NO BITTER FEELINGS TOWARD GOD!!!!!!!!!!
and man, don't worry about my damn balls. worry about your own. just know that if you ever get brutally kicked in your balls, god won't save you.
besides, i'm a firm believer in a statement Pope Evil (aka necessary evil) holds on to.. "god helps those that help themselves." *smack*
i read some of these comments and i am just astounded at how stupid some people are. it's... amazing. truly amazing. i love those ones that say.. oh, you are confused, you will find comfort and answers when you turn to god. no matter what, he will forgive you, blah blah blah. i don't even know where they come up with that shit. i could spell it out for them word for word and color in between the lines for them and they STILL wouldn't understand. 2 is to two as me is to SECOND SON OF GOD. where is there difficulty? am i killing people? am i cursing my father? i AM on god's side. well, i WAS literally until he shoved up some woman's vagina. but hey, i can't be mad at him for it. he's doing it for the sake of these human beings. which i give him total props. i know that if i were god, i'd totally abandon the human race. look at how stupid ya'll are! and after thousands of years.. still... hope is on a different plane of existence and humans just don't know how to get there.
so, now that THAT is out of system....
yeah, i've got a blogring. i'm too lazy to maintain it, though. so the public may do what they will. just spread chaos with love. that is what i'm hoping for till i'm born. then i'll take over.
i gotta get goin. my dad is having a meeting with pontius pilate about my fate. go figure. but me and ponch are buds, he's gonna let me in on it. i don't plan on changing fate, i just wanna make sure i get as much done as i possibly can before it's too late. thus why i'm starting now.. in the womb! i KNOW that i can't be dying before the age of 8. cuz i am going to be most needed during and after 2012. w00t this is more exciting than porn, baby!
oh yeah.. i read this in someone's xanga:
All your sins can be forgiven, all of this was always free. Jesus loves without condition, that's what freedom means to me
that made me think. it's said everywhere about how god forgives all and what not. so i posted on her xanga, this:
isn't it nice to know that you can be the most dense homicidally crazed human being and according to the christian faith, god will forgive? makes me wonder why there is even a hell and a fallen angel.
it makes me wonder why there are commandments and why people are preaching about being a certain way when they also believe that god forgives everything anyways. i think that just gives people too much freedom. it's like.. well, i can make fun of you and kick your face and fuck your wife cuz i don't like you or don't believe in what you do and you're wrong and your wife is hot and no matter what, god will forgive me. if people think this way, than what is the point in even having a bible?
people are too caught up in the paradox of religious morality. follow the bible, god forgives all. be christ-like, free to do what one wants. morals should not derive from a religious step by step guide to orthodox living. if people thought with both sides of their brains at the same time, then logic would apply to all.
don't fuck her. why? she's married.
don't hit him. why? he could hit back.
don't call her a slut. why? cuz so are you.
don't pee on your neighbor's car. why? you wouldn't want them to return the favor.
LOGIC
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| hah. i love my life most of the time. people are so dumb. i just like busting on christian's chops and getting on their nerves. and seeing how many "i rebuke you in Jesus's name!"'s i get. :P it's a beautiful thing. to set the records straight. christianity can be a beautiful thing. i entirely respect those people that live like a true christian, whom i believe is someone that is accepting, tolerating, and forgiving of everyone- willing to do anything to maintain beautiful living and someone who sees life entirely. that can be said about anyone, doesn't have to be christian. wiccans, pagans, buddhists, hindus, muslims, jews, atheists, satanists.. whatever. if people can enforce the good in life and love everyone, then rock on to them. i love everyone. but i also love entertaining myself which includes bugging the hell out of people. it drives me nuts that people are all like.. i love god! i love jesus! i'm obsessed with the bible! look, there is someone who doesn't believe in god... CHANGE! god will forgive you! blah blah blah... first off, no one should speak for god. no one has ever sat in a room with god and knows god personally. no one is god's best friend. so no human has the right to say what god will and will not do. god is god and god can do whatever the hell god wants.
poor clemsongirl felt like i was harassing her. i honestly wasn't. and she didn't piss me off until she called me and my friend goth. totally unchristian-like.
i believe in god!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's my friggin dad! oy vey. it's like these people keep ignoring that.
i want people to think. that is exactly what i want everyone to do. and as the second son of god, still in the womb, my connections are limited, but i shall make people think! besides, the age of aquarius is within our reach. the age of pisces was all about christianity. the age of aquarius will be all about enlightenment and moving people up into a higher plane of existence. there will be unity, acceptance, tolerance, and a more advanced way of thinking. organized religion and politic will weather away, leaving us all individual and beautiful. the age of pisces had jesus, my bro. the age of aquarius will have me. ROCK! | | |
| i am still in a womb. its gonna be like that for a while. but yeah... i didn't post for a while. i slept all friday cuz i spent all thursday looking at porn and playing rpg's online. then saturday i experienced some crazy growth. like.. i think i have an artery now. i sure do feel special.
i don't want to be a human. when i think about it. what the shit. i mean, i could act all badass all i feel like it, but jesus didn't want to be a human either, god made him do it. and that was a fight. thats probably why god brought his guards to get me. god got jesus himself. i didn't throw a fit or anything. i knew i had it coming. and ever since i was little, i wanted to do it. i wanted to go first. maybe it was just jealousy. i didn't fight it because... well... i just wanted to seem badass or better than my brother. but to be human? and its not like i'll get crucified this time. i mean, its 2004, earth doesn't do the whole sacrifice thing anymore. at least for most of the planet. so i'll live for a longer time than my brother, with slimy flesh covered by dead cells, mucous filled pathetic body that is prone to more harm than anything else. i can see the headlines now.. the son of god dies of cancer! that's bullshit. and between the time that i am born and to the time i'm 18, i'm pretty much a useless piece of society. i mean, jesus didn't get recognized till his hair line was starting to recede.i want a full head of hair when i do what i got to do. humans are so stupid anyways. you got millions of christians who go to church every sunday of their lives and yet they are the friggin most bitchiest people ever. shallow and have no sense of living at all. they seem to live in that perfect atmosphere, so perfect that they don't even have to think for themselves. thats what organized religion is all about anyways. 1) so you don't have to think for yourself. i mean, come on, religion is a tough thing to decipher. and of course, why burden one's self with the task to figure out what THEY think about religion. i mean, not like they have the cerebral capacity for it. there are humans out there that are anti-conformists. whether they are right or wrong is not the argument at hand... it's the fact that they actually care enough to spiritually enlighten themselves. 2) to take your money. catholicism is especially a good example of that. their altered belief system is dumb to begin with, but it's mostly a cover up. the priest is not a representation of god. i mean, seriously, there are over 6 billion people on this planet, and 95% of those priests are kiddie porn addicts. 12% actually died virgins. and 65% actually had kids. why the hell would god feel honored that some old kiddie porn addicted bald guy called himself a representation of god and that humans had to confess to him all their sins and what he says is what god wants him to say. god wouldn't talk to him in a million years.
scenario 1: man sits down behind a translucent window. "forgive me father, for i have sinned. it has been 42 years since my last confession. when i was 15 i killed a man and cut off his penis and put it into my neighbor's mailbox. when i was 23 i set my grandmother's dog on fire. i curse every day, i cheat on my wife with a transvestite named Lolita, and i raped my friend's 7 year old daughter."
"do you have pictures."
"no"
"damn... alright. say 12 hail mary's and an our father and you shall be forgiven."
3 weeks later...
"forgive me father for i have sinned, it has been 3 weeks since my last confession. i hijacked a plane and took all of the people to an island where i then set it on fire and i flew off."
"did you rape anymore children?"
"last night."
"pictures?"
"yeah."
"here's my email address. do 6 hail mary's and 3 our fathers and you shall be forgiven."
scenario 2: "forgive me father for i have sinned. it has been one day since my last confession. i stole a cookie from the cookie jar."
"do 32 hail mary's and 47 our fathers and you shall be forgiven."
and whats with priests being dudes anyways. women should be allowed priesthood too. but no, they get nunhood. even the word itself is retarded. nun. i'm a nun. it sounds like a little bug.. or a vulgar word for a mental disorder. they get to dress like penguins and live in a prison. its more political than anything. a priest is a political figure head. he rules all, tells everyone what to do. most of the money raised by catholic churches don't even go to useful things like donations and helping others. it goes to pretty statues and castle churches. what the shit. and nuns? the reason why this was created in the beginning was because fathers needed a place to throw their daughters cuz they didn't want them to have sex. same with husbands that were leaving. oh, i'll throw them in a convent so they don't have sex with other men and they get to be useful to society as well. its like a dog kennel. and what, for the husband to leave, and on his "business" trip he screws any whore that walked past him. he probably had sexual encounters with dudes as well. ever read symposium by plato? yeah... it happened all the time. and i bet at the end of that party, they all went home to screw their wives. catholicism is a euphemism for dictatorship.
some christian religions are all right. they help people all the time and stuff, its a good deal. they'll get a certain amount of my respect, but still, even those who pick up garbage and work at the soup kitchens are assholes outside of church and think who the hell they are.
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